Fetch Ubu Fetch...

Not allowed to have any of Mommy's precious iced-tea, the next best alternative? Take the straw and not return it. Where's the best place to keep it? Between her teeth.


Does Mommy take it back? Nope. It's no use as a straw any longer. Plus it's a good toy; she is entertained for half an hour, taking it out of her mouth and putting it back in, chewing and gnawing on it, walking around with it between her teeth and generally looking like a cross between Dino and a little tribal girl with a spear pierced through her cheeks. All she needs is her hair tied into a little spout atop her head to complete the picture.